( MEMES ) TEXT DRIVE >> 003.5.

[contagio]

THE TEXT DRIVE






Like it or not, you've been dragged from your world into the sanctum. It's a pretty nice city, all things considered--sci-fi, high-tech, glamourous.... Except, of course, for the giant dome encircling it, and the threat of glitching, contaminated zombies at your door. Looks like humanity's built itself a fortress that looks suspiciously like a cage, too.

This is a twist on the usual test drive meme. As you can see from the image it's time for-

THE SANCTUM TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME!

1. Post with your character and their name/canon in the subject.

2. Either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.

3. Respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.

4. SHENANIGANS. Bother each other, Bother the Callsigns, have fun!

5. Remember to include some mention of the dome, the dysthropes, the upgrades, etc- this is Sanctum Verse! And remember, Immune- The Sanctum is Always Watching. And Judging. Oh, so much judging.

Comments

maria hill | mcu

[brainsqueeze]

( 1 ) The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering

( 2 ) you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night

( 3 ) I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.

1.

[tiptoeing]

Welcome to the Sanctum. At least you can get drunk.

[brainsqueeze]

I think I'd swap that right now. Or you need to take away the alcohol.

2

[sklent]

So your limits = drunk people on bicycles?

tauriel | the hobbit

[maetha]

[ A ] upgrade is glitching. i need a shot of tequila, and quick death.

[ B ] fine. i googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently i'm in the clear.

[ C ] text her!

a.

[sklent]

I can offer you tequila. I'm a recovering killer, so no such luck on the quick death.

[goddamngrenades]

Tequila I can help with, death not so much. Where you at?

olive penderghast | easy a

[besmirching]

[ A ] I'm going on a nature/throwup walk through D2. Don't lock me out of the apartment.

[ B ] We make out exclusively when we're drunk and he touches my ass during training. That's like a relationship for me, right?

[ C ] You'd think if the dome holds 9,200 I wouldn't run into three people who want to hook up with me in one day

[ D ] text her!

b

[sklent]

That's like a relationship for most anyone.

D

[goddamngrenades]

At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."

bucky barnes/winter soldier; mcu

[dreor]

1: If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?

2: Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?

3: I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"

1 & 2

[sklent]

You were trying to do handstands.

I'm making latkes because I don't think you know how to cook and I need the practice.

2

[tiptoeing]

She does that. Don't ask....just eat them.

1

[slayering]

depends on how good your apology is

buffy summers | btvs

[slayering]

（ １ ） the whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes

（ ２ ） the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggressively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...

（ ３ ） i'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair

3

[sklent]

Unfair HOW

sameen shaw | person of interest native au | maybe a callsign?

[relevancy]

1. this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.

2. For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.

3. He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

2

[praesidio]

that's comforting. I'll take the suggestion into consideration.

that's also still not an explanation as to WHY you hit me with a crowbar.

padmé amidala | star wars

[senatorius]

（ １ ） West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they walk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH!

（ ２ ） He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

hello, i bring this asshole... also 2

[megalomaniacs]

[why is she telling people about that

his ego is so wounded!!]

that's not what I said [(except it actually was

but details)]

David Shepherd, Kings

[praesidio]

1. Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.

2. Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?

3. You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.

or text him!

2

[sklent]

It was a weird dream ok

Jocelyn Montgomery ( aka November) | OC

[chanteuse]

1. What the hell is twerking and why do I keep hearing about it?

2. I may lose an organ and my pride may never recover, but I have booze. I'll be fine.

3. Turning doing paperwork into a drinking game - makes things way more interesting.

4. Text her!

skye (agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.)

[hacktivists]

( 1 ) i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat

( 2 ) I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message

( 3 ) This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

( 4 ) [ TEXT HER! ]

elissa cousland (dragon age: origins)

[wardein]

( 1 ) What is the point of this thing?

( 2 ) Had a dream I beat him up then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg

( 3 ) You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.