[Caboose considers starting from the very beginning for a few moments, opening his mouth and closing it again as he tries to remember most of the details before launching into his story in a somewhat monotone voice.]
I first met Wash when he came to visit me after I got transferred to my new unit with the Blues and they tied me up for a while but then Wash came and we went on a field trip to find Church and I won the hide and seek game we were having because I found him! And theeen I met Delta and he hung out in my suit for a while and we played 20 questions a bunch but then the Meta came 'n I don't remember what happened for a while after that but then we met up with the Reds again aaand we had to get rid of the AIs in the Meta's suit so we broke into a Freelancer base and Washington used an emp to do that and Church went with him to and he didn't come back and I was saaaad.
[Caboose takes a deep breath.]
But then we had Epsilon and I talked to him a lot about Church and what Church was doing with us before he disappeared because he was Alpha and went away and I missed him so I just kept talking to Epsilon and we shared lots of stories and it was nice. And then Wash came back and he was mad so he kinda shot at us a bit but there's nothing wrong with accidentally shooting your friends if they get better! I only did it the one- ah...okay maybe two times but it wasn't my fault.
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I first met Wash when he came to visit me after I got transferred to my new unit with the Blues and they tied me up for a while but then Wash came and we went on a field trip to find Church and I won the hide and seek game we were having because I found him! And theeen I met Delta and he hung out in my suit for a while and we played 20 questions a bunch but then the Meta came 'n I don't remember what happened for a while after that but then we met up with the Reds again aaand we had to get rid of the AIs in the Meta's suit so we broke into a Freelancer base and Washington used an emp to do that and Church went with him to and he didn't come back and I was saaaad.
[Caboose takes a deep breath.]
But then we had Epsilon and I talked to him a lot about Church and what Church was doing with us before he disappeared because he was Alpha and went away and I missed him so I just kept talking to Epsilon and we shared lots of stories and it was nice. And then Wash came back and he was mad so he kinda shot at us a bit but there's nothing wrong with accidentally shooting your friends if they get better! I only did it the one- ah...okay maybe two times but it wasn't my fault.
...Where was I?